Saturday, June 26, 2010

Chinese + English = Chinglish

Can you construct sentences using numeric and English.
Here is one example ...

Ah Lek was asked to make a sentence using 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10

Not only did he do it 1 to 10, he did it again from 10 back to 1

This is what he came up with ...

1 day I go 2 climb a 3 outside a house to peep.
But the couple saw me, so I panic and 4 down.
The man rushed out and wanted to 5 with me.
I ran until I fell 6 and threw up.
So I go into 7-eleven and grabbed some 8 to throw at him.
Then I took a 9 and try to stab at him.
10 goodness he ran away.

10 I put the 9 back and pay for the 8 and left 7-eleven.
Next day I called my boss and told him I was 6.
He said 5, tomorrow also no need to come back 4 work.
He also asked me to go climb a 3 and jump down.
I don't understand.
I am so nice 2 him but I don't know what he 1.

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